【陆河客家笑话】爆笑方言
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2 一只乡下既客家农民，到城里一餐馆用餐。客家人不会说普通话，于是用客家话点餐。他用客家话对服务生说：“涯爱禄碗面。”不一会儿功夫，服务生一下子端来了6碗面。客户人一看傻眼了，嘟噜一下说：“疑以为挨系猪肚牛肚啊 ？”岂料说完不久，服务生又端来了一碗猪肚，牛肚。客家人有点不高兴，冲着服务生骂了一句“叼疑妈只北”。这回服务生很快端上来了一只鸡。客家人没撤了，自言自语说：“涯吃完就酒！”话音刚下，於是一瓶酒又给服务生端了上来了... ...
3 在一个凉爽的日神头，你拿张脚锄，捆等苯基，戴等笠麻，来到塘头背，锄田唇，...
4公社化时期，生产队“改树番薯”。劳动果实全部堆放在仓库门口，社员们排队等待分配。村里两个有名的“泼妇嫲”相聚在一起，就像斗红了眼睛的肮脏母牛，不知何故 又骂开了。足足骂了有半个时辰以后，两个人心里十分想把对方的风流艳史揭露出来给大家听，但又怕各自丑闻曝光的时候，难免有自贱其身之嫌，还会遭受“契哥” 的谴责和抛弃，实在是划不来。虽然话已到喉咙 ，十分难耐。也只得吞下肚。
就在双方都感到忍无可忍 欲吐不爽的尴尬时刻。A泼妇嫲突发奇招，从堆里捡起一条又直又长又大的木薯，丢到B泼妇嫲脚下 说：“隆入戏也。”B泼妇嫲也毫不示弱，从堆里挑了一条更大更长更直的木薯，丢到A泼妇嫲脚下 说：“隆入去也” 。
排队等待分配木薯的社员们，意外观赏到两个泼妇嫲的绝妙演技和超级幽默，个个都捧腹大笑不止，东倒西歪，现场一片混乱 “惨不忍睹”。连抓称杆掌握大权的生产队长也搞到神魂颠倒 精神分散。有人提醒他称错了斤两，他却连声说：“么相干 ，么相干......”
5：有一日鱼行阿街巷，看倒有堆屎，鱼用手指去即，"兼怕系屎"，鱼又用鼻公去屁，"系屎摩差"，最尾鱼用手指尾撩起滴来食，"一定系屎，好彩唔田踩倒"。
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